These should be honest slogans for some of the well known brands of India

1. Ghadi

“Pehle Istamal Karein, Phir Jaake TIDE Kareedein”

2. Cafe Coffee Day

“Because you can’t afford Starbucks”

3. Boost

“Screw practice, training and eating right, Boost is the secret of Virat’s energy”

4. Parle - G

Even your father used to love us.

5. Royal Enfield 

Ride to scare the shit out of people in the way.

6. BSNL 

Connecting India to No connection.